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100 THINGS
what not to say to your girlfriend::
10 March 05

...who is holding back tears with a plastic garbage bag and gloves in her lap as you’re driving to see if that dead cat on the side of the road who appears disturbingly similar to your cat actually is, in fact, your cat:

“If Ozzy is dead, we should get a kid. At least you can teach a kid not to play in the highway.”

It’s been a tough couple of days. But Ozzy’s alive and kicking. 1 down, 8 to go.

  1. Yes, but you have to admit, it is pretty funny :)
    — Rebecca    Mar 10, 07:38 AM    #
  2. I hope you make him sleep on the sofa for that one. Glad Ozzy is okay. How awful for you to have had to go through that!! :(
    — lizardek    Mar 10, 11:01 AM    #
  3. At least he’s not afraid of commitment! ;)
    — Bob    Mar 10, 07:24 PM    #

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